Maybe Letting The Kids Watch Jeff Dunham Wasn't Such a Good Idea

"Daddy, what's a condom?"

Swim With The Fishes

The reasoning behind the title of this post is two-fold. First of all, by beloved Jetta is dead (get it? swimming with the fishes? har har). It was going to cost more than it is worth to fix because the whole back end got torqued and they would have to replace the entire back half of the body. Not happening. We're still waiting to find out how much the insurance will pay me out for it but in the mean time, here's my ride:


Thanks, Mom and Dad!

The second reason for the title is more obvious: the kids are taking swimming lessons and loving it. They are both doing great and actually putting their faces under water. On purpose! Here are some action shots:

Here's How My Day Went

Turtles

I know I have been lazy about posting for the past month... lots going on. Here is the highlight of our trip to Maui. There were three turtles grazing on the reef behind our condo and we spent some quality time together.

Flirt

Lorelai has made a friend. He's 10. His name is Alexander. He's a flirt. Lorelai is eating it up.

The two of them have been hanging out in the pool both afternoons we've been here and today he was showing off his diving skills. Lorelai was rating his dives and gave him a 4 for length on one of them. His response was that the length doesn't matter, just the form.

I turned to my mom and said "it's not the size, its how you use it."

Toothless

She couldn't be more proud.

Hot

I took this at 10 AM yesterday. Its hot.